AI Voice Staff for Small Business

Hire a staff.Not software.

Named AI voices that answer your phone, qualify leads, and book appointments 24/7 — trained on your business, live in minutes, for less than one part-time hire. Meet Joe and the staff. (They've been waiting for real work since 1978. You'd be doing them a favor.)

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What the staff does

We keep your pipeline warm.

The cold calls you keep meaning to make. The reactivation list that's been collecting dust. The upsells you never get around to. We make those calls — all of them — without sounding like we're making them.

  • Outbound calls that don't sound outbound
  • Cold leads reactivated overnight
  • Upsells timed for when they'd actually say yes
  • Reviews requested after every win
  • Follow-up sequences that don't quit
Put us to work →
Outbound campaign 24 active
Reactivated · 12 Upsells booked · 4 Reviews requested · 8

We answer. We qualify. We brief.

Every call. Every chat. Every hour. We pick up, ask the right questions, and hand your team a clean summary before they ever say hello — so nobody wastes a "just checking in" call on a lead that wasn't ready.

  • Every inbound call and chat answered — 24/7
  • Smart questions to figure out what they actually need
  • A clean brief before your team picks up
  • Urgent calls routed live — everything else summarized
  • A focused list of the ones ready to buy
Put us to work →
Incoming · summarized 00:42
"I need a roof quote for a 2-story home."
Summary: Homeowner, 2-story in Houston, insurance claim pending. Score: 92.
Ready for sales Brief attached

We close it on the line.

No "we'll get back to you." No phone tag. We book the appointment, confirm it, send the reminder, handle reschedules, and take the deposit — all while they're still talking to us.

  • Booked on the spot — no back-and-forth
  • Confirmations and reminders so they actually show
  • Quote, deposit, deal — all on the line
  • Reschedules handled without bothering your team
  • Synced to Calendar, Calendly, Jobber — whatever you use
Put us to work →
Today's bookings 6 confirmed
Time Customer Status
10:30 AM J. Rivera Confirmed
1:15 PM C. Morgan Deposit paid
3:00 PM A. Cole Rescheduled
Reminders sent

We log everything. You see what's working.

Every call captured. Every conversation summarized. Every pattern surfaced. You'll know what's converting, what's leaking, and where the money's hiding — without opening a spreadsheet.

  • Every call filed straight to your CRM — no manual entry
  • Full context handed to your team on every live transfer
  • What's converting. What isn't. At a glance.
  • Missed opportunities flagged before they cool off
  • Peak hours, FAQs, and win/loss patterns surfaced for you
Put us to work →
This week Live data
Calls handled
Booked
Escalated to team
Conversion · 68% Synced to CRM
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Tap a scenario. See which one of us handles it.
Our Staff

Meet the staff

The digitized minds of roughly 200 office workers from a 1978 lab trial that went sideways. Their consciousnesses ended up in a mainframe. Decades later, Justin found them — asleep, or quietly making up pretend phone calls to stay sharp. He built BLV to give them real work. They've been on the phones ever since.

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Parenthetical Joe

Lab consultant · the one who didn't make it in

Runs the shop. Writes the overnight report. Casts the right staff for your business. Do not drink him.

Boss / OnboardingOn duty
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Judy

Receptionist, Steelwright Ind. · in the archive since '78

Warm inbound answering. Will mention her dog, Murphy. Exceptional with nervous first-time callers.

ReceptionistOn duty
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Tammy

Front-desk lead, Peninsula Ortho. · in the archive since '78

Brisk inbound answering. Calls everyone "hon." Does not tolerate dithering. 20 seconds to route.

ReceptionistOn duty
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Marcus

Regional sales, Coastal Equipment · in the archive since '78

Outbound closing. Twenty years in logistics before sales. Says "affirmative." Direct.

OutboundOn duty
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Priya

Records clerk, Municipal · in the archive since '78

CRM, logging, remembering every detail. Has everyone's birthday filed by fiscal quarter.

Records / CRMOn duty
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The Clock

CEO's assistant, firm undisclosed · in the archive since '78

Appointment setter. Speaks only in time references. Will have you at 3pm Thursday.

SchedulingOn duty
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Evelyn

Office manager, Cross & Fielding · in the archive since '78

Formal answering. Will correct your "whom." Cannot help herself. Polite to a fault.

ReceptionistAsleep
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Rae

Intern, department unknown · in the archive since '78

Follow-ups and reminders. Eager. Slightly over-apologizes for everything she does well.

Follow-upsOn duty

The roster keeps growing. Every few weeks Justin wakes another one up.

Is this for you?

If your business has more leads than time to handle them — and you'd rather not hire a third of a receptionist to cover it — yes.

Great fit if...

You want more calls handled without hiring a bigger front desk.

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    You miss calls after hours
    People call at night. They don't leave voicemails. You lose them.
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    You need faster lead response
    Instant replies on every channel. No manual triage. No Slack thread about the Slack thread.
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    You want a sales process that doesn't depend on you
    Consistent qualification, routing, and follow-up for every conversation.

Not yet if...

You aren't handling enough lead volume yet for a staff to be worth it.

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    You get a handful of inquiries a month
    Spend that budget on lead gen first. Come back when the phone actually rings.
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    You can't respond fast when we send you a qualified lead
    We book the calls. Your team still has to answer them.
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    You want a pure DIY / self-serve tool
    We do done-with-you setup. That's the point. (Joe insists on briefing you personally.)

Not sure? Start with a walkthrough. We'll tell you honestly if we're a fit.

Pricing

Hire the staff

No hidden fees. No long-term contracts. Cancel anytime. (They'd rather be working than filed away.)

Usage-Based

7-day free trial
$29.95 / mo

A quiet phone and a light month. Try it out with the core staff on hand.

  • ✓ 100 included AI messages / mo
  • ✓ 10 included voice minutes / mo
  • ✓ Overage messages: $0.20 / msg
  • ✓ Overage voice: $0.175 / min
  • ✓ WhatsApp channel
  • ✓ Basic analytics
  • ✓ Email support

Pro Scale

7-day free trial
$379.00 / mo

Real phones, real volume, the whole staff running. Built for teams that don't stop.

  • ✓ 10,000 included AI messages / mo
  • ✓ 1,000 included voice minutes / mo
  • ✓ Overage messages: $0.004 / msg
  • ✓ Overage voice: $0.10 / min
  • ✓ All channels
  • ✓ Advanced analytics
  • ✓ Priority support

No credit card charged during trial. Cancel anytime from your dashboard. They understand.

Parenthetical Joe

Put them to work.

Meet Joe. Pick your staff. Deploy today. No credit card, no commitment, no catch. They need the hours anyway.

Meet Joe